crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via smile-like-ya-mean-it)

An open letter to George RR Martin.

miladyandthebastard:

Dear GRRM,
I would like to purpose a business deal with you. Yes I know you probably have business offers from everyone and people even bigger than myself (hard to imagine cause I’m the shit!).

I am willing to pay you all the money in my purse (I believe Americans call it a wallet) if you make…

(Source: 04nbod)

lumos5001:

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!

article: [x]map: [x]

lumos5001:

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!

article: [x]
map: [x]

(via a-song-of-fans-and-fandom)

moltress:

And in that moment, I swear I was angrier than Eren Jaeger

(via tobirama-kage)

collegehumor:

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.
MACBETH: arent you going to wash your hands
LADY MACBETH: lol what
no
MACBETH: youre covered in blood
LADY MACBETH: lets make out
MACBETH: what
LADY MACBETH: it’ll be metal as hell
MACBETH: i don’t know
LADY MACBETH: god it’s like being married to my fucking grandmother

weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

(via iminato)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via ariastorm)